I think you already know that in the lupus class there is one girl who pretends to be an artist. Her name is Fifi Alone. This Smolohei girl has only one dream, she wants to be an artist. And as a first step, Fifi really wants to be able to appear on the cover of a film tabloid with sexy makeup, so that someone will be interested in offering her a role in a soap opera. In fact, he said again, Fifi dared to challenge any role, in order to achieve her desires. Crazy or not?
If we look closely, Fifi's artist talent actually came from her mother, who when she was young also dreamed of becoming an artist, but failed. That's why Mami Fifi really encourages her child's interest. He often reviews Fifi's acting qualities, in preparation in case a producer wants to sign her. So don't be surprised if you often see neighbors crowding around in front of Fifi's house. Instead of wanting to watch Fifi practice, they protested at Fifi's screams, which were like crazy. Just imagine, in broad daylight, Fifi often walks here and there while spouting off as big as a sin. How can you not be disturbed? But Fifi never backed down.
Even at school, Fifi often tries to get close to Lupus, because she knows that Lupus likes to write in magazines and has a wide circle of friends among soap opera actors and producers. Fifi really wants to be known to them, or at least written about in magazines. But frankly, until now Lupus was never interested! It's a waste of time doing interviews, just chatting with Fifi. Lupus is lazy.
And that morning in class, Fifi whined to Lupus again. Even though Lupus had just entered class. Why haven't you done a physics course yet? It's clear that Lupus is annoyed. “Ouch, Fi. Instead of interviewing you, I'd better interview dinosaurs!"
Fifi was clearly angry at being given such a rude answer. He just grabbed Lupus using a film magazine that he often carried everywhere. Reflexively, Lupus swallowed and the magazine flew into Poppi's face, who had just entered class. Poppi was immediately shocked. Lupus causes confusion. “Uh, Pop. Sorry, yeah. Fifi!"
Pappi just snorted in annoyance. But before he had time to react in a different way, Fifi had already approached him and said sweetly, "Poppi! Coincidentally, yes, it came. This afternoon, Akika will go to the batik house to play, is that okay? That's fine, bro, let's go shopping!”
“Batik? Who sells batik? You mean boutique, right?” Poppi corrected. Fifi just grinned. This Kapiran artist has been suffering from aphasia for a long time. Namely, between the brain and the mouth is often closed. Not connected.
“Yeah, Pop, whatever... because someone wants to cast Kika. So you have to look for clothes, gitchu!”
"It's okay, it's okay, just come..." Poppi then walked to her seat.
Ignore Lupus who still feels guilty.
In the afternoon, Fifi actually went to Popi's boutique to play. Fifi immediately tried on all the clothes that were sitting there. Meanwhile, Poppi is also busy with her work collecting data on incoming goods.
"Eh, Pop, are there any artists coming today or not?" Fifi asked while busy unpacking various clothes. “No way. So what?" Poppi asked
"If not, let me stay here all day, you're a potential famous artist! "Just once, with Kika, this yey batik merchandise has become a big seller."
Poppi just smiled dryly, then continued with her work.
"Oh yes, Pop, the person who wants to cast Kika wants to take a photo of Kika in a good place. So I might as well tell them to come here. At the same time promoting vey batik stalls. OK, right?" Poppi just nodded.
And that's right. Not long after, a man came carrying a tusk looking for Fifi. Fifi immediately welcomed him warmly. "Just a moment, Akika, look for good clothes first... Please sit down..." he said
Fifi then immediately grabbed some of Poppi's clothes and exchanged them in the dressing room. Poppi just looks at Aia. But after a while Poppi became annoyed too. The thing is, Fifi tries on almost all the clothes there. And that too, there's still nothing that feels right. Of course Poppi became annoyed.
"Eh, Fi, do you want to buy it or not? If not, don't try it all!" Poppi said.
Fifi didn't seem to care, instead she grabbed another shirt and was dragged to the changing room. "But if Akika is successful, Yey's clothes will also be popular!"
“Yes, but at this rate, my clothes will be ruined! That's enough, you can just cast somewhere else..."
After that, Poppi impatiently pushed away the guy who had been sitting and said he wanted to cast Fifi, "I'm sorry, it's not that I can't lend this place for casting, but I won't feel comfortable if there are guests who want to buy these clothes. . After all, Fifi doesn't want to talk about it..."
The guy was stunned. "Why, so these aren't Mbak Fifi's collection of clothes? "The thing is, he said he had his own boutique, and he had a large collection of clothes."
Poppi pouted. "Huh, what a waste! Fifi! That's it, get out of here!!!"
And Poppi finally indifferently pushed Fifi out of her boutique. Fifi just stay calm, don't feel guilty. In fact, he indifferently invited the person who cast him to leave there. "Come on, let's go to another akika boutique..."
While continuing to grumble, Poppi was forced to clean up the clothes that Fifi had messed up. ***
That afternoon, Lulu and Lupus were busy arranging glasses and spoons in their social stall, when Boim and Gusur suddenly appeared. Without further ado, Gusur immediately patted Lupus on the shoulder and said, “Pus! I bring good news! Tonight Fifi wants to come here
to ask for an interview with you, because this afternoon he was cast by a big agency, and will be a big artist too!" But Lupus' reaction was just cold.
“Oh yeah? "From the beginning, the job was just casting, no filming!" And before the echo of Lupus' curses had finished, suddenly from a distance Fifi Alone's loud voice was heard, "Lupuuus! Come on, right now you have to interview Akika! Anyway, don't waste any more time. Yey, you'll despair later! Remember the proverb, if you give up hope, it will eventually become a hill! Really, Pussy! This afternoon Akika was cast! Akika will be a hit! Akika will beat... Krisdayanti!” Lupus just kept quiet and listened to Fifi's excited words. Fifi became curious, because Lupus didn't seem to be responding. That's why he came up with another move.
"Uh, yes, Pus, I stopped by Poppi's batik shop, Desye said hello to me. Right. Desye sends her best regards...!” Fifi spread her hands.
Hearing the name of his idol mentioned, Lupus became interested. "Oh yes? What greetings?”
"Scout salute! Hihihihi...," Fifi immediately giggled.
Lupus pouted.
"Well, I never wanted to interview Akika! Let's talk about Poppi later, I'll definitely help! Yes, what do you want to do with Poppi? I'll definitely help you! But yeah, you have to interview Akika right now. Don't let the political tabloid journalists get ahead of you! Frankly, Pus, there are already a lot of gossip journalists who are gossiping about Akika. They say Akika Mo is rumored to be a conglomerate... but Akika is a jerk! Ogeng interviewed them! Less cuckoo, boo! Eeh, but yesterday Akika was really chased by press mosquitoes, you know!” Fifi screams again.
Boim, who has always been somewhat attached to this fake artist, immediately said, "Eh, Fi, have you ever been chased by the Aedes aegypti mosquito that spreads dengue fever? But I think if a mosquito bites you, it's not you who gets a fever, but the mosquito!"
Fifi didn't care about Boim's teasing, instead she greeted Boim, "Hey, Item, you also have to help Akika, because Akika wants to make business cards. Yey, I have to give you some advice about the blinkers!"
Boim was stunned, while Lulu, who had been listening to Fifi's words, immediately smiled in amusement. "Turn signal? Design, next time? Miss Fifi is just talking nonsense."
"Yes, that is so. Artist," said Fifi Cunihin, then continued speaking to Lupus again, "Eh, Pus, Fifi wants to leave first, okay? I'll come here again later. Instead of being stunned, how about you prepare some questions for Akika. But don't ask questions that are difficult. If possible, Gusti Randa's choice..."
Lulu laughed again, "Hahaha... multiple choice, Miss Fi! Uh, how come it's like a test question!"
Fifi got up from her seat, grinning.
"Okay, let's take it out first. Uh, by the way, is there anyone who wants to sell second hand cellphones, right? Or pejer? I need this again! Professional demands..."
Boim immediately said, "Yes, Fi. My friend wants to sell pejer for fifty thousand!"
"Eeeh, Akika wants that!" Fifi immediately became enthusiastic.
“But the screen is made of cloth!” said Boim.
Fifi pouted.
Lulu and Boim giggled again.
Fifi hurriedly left.
But Boim doesn't seem to be satisfied with teasing. He shouted again at Fifi, "Eeh, Fifi! I'm watching you from afar like El... El... Elma. Yes, Elma Theana. But from close, it's like an L 300, aka an omprengan car! Hehehe!"
Now everyone in the shop was laughing. Meanwhile, Fifi had already taken a taxi.
But the basis of fortune is still good with Fifi. When Fifi left, it turned out that Bang Icai, Lupus' friend who hosted a boxing show on TV, came to the shop. Bang Icai, who has a fantastic mustache, turns out he actually wanted to meet Lupus, asking him to find a girl to bring a round board to his boxing match. As far as Bang Icai knows, Lupus has a lot of good girl friends.
"Oh, Bang Icai, there are a lot of girlfriends, but who wants to wear a bikini in the ring while carrying a round board? Who wants that! "Especially those who watch guys whose faces are really wild...," said Lupus.
“Oh, look for it, Pus. Why aren't there any?" Lupus thought. Suddenly he remembered Fifi...
***
And Fifi's desire to appear on TV as a girl carrying a round board immediately spread to the children. Gusur immediately got busy preparing some nice photos of Fifi. Gusur wants to help promote Fifi. Gusur wants to prepare a press conference!
Late in the evening, as soon as the proposal was finalized, Gusur immediately revealed his intentions to Fifi and her mother. Gusur's style is like a sales manager offering his flagship product. Mami and Fifi, who had put on their negligees and were ready to sleep, listened to Gusur's presentation and felt refreshed.
“...so that's my plan. Apart from sharing these photos with journalists, they also gave me guidance about Fifi. Anyway, you and Mami will come straight away tomorrow to Lupus's social stall! And I hope that Fifi can prepare everything, starting from the appearance and the answers that must be given to journalists!" Gusur explained at length. Fifi looked at Gusur in amazement.
“Wow, wow, Gusur! Akika didn't expect that he really paid attention to Akika's courier development!"
“Career, my darling. Not a courier...," Gusur corrected.
"Yes... and what is clear is that we no longer need to depend on Lupus...," said Fifi with satisfaction. "Let me know the taste. Soon Akika will be popular!" And the next morning, Fifi immediately went to the salon for facials, cream baths, manicures, body treatments... But while Fifi's hair was being worked on
The hairy salon worker, Mami Fifi, always intervenes, like the American government. To the point that the salon technician was annoyed. “Gymdang? Just grind it, previously Ik boon gindang was changed to clothing, Ik threw it into sindang, yes, it's going to clothing. Aaah, it's all gone wrong, bro!" the salon worker scolded in his sassy style. But Mami didn't care about the salon staff's nagging. He just kept intervening. Until finally the salon staff was really annoyed and handed the hair dryer to Fifi's mother.
"Never mind, it's better to just do it yourself! What a bucket! Hey, you're angry! Just Krembong yourself!!!"
Meanwhile Gusur was having fun going around the city handing out invitations. But what's ridiculous is that Gusur actually distributed invitations to journalists who were covering the demonstration in front of the DPR building.
Fill and Mami were clearly stunned when they heard Gusur's report when Gusur came to the salon that afternoon. While Gusur was reporting, the hairy salon employee approached Gusur. "Want to cut?" the officer offered.
Gusur was stunned and shot like that. “Cut what?”
“Yeah, cut your hair, how come you cut your goose ducks!?! Yep, grinder
all of it, aw!!! Bucket! Bathtub, you bastard!” salon attendant so
grumbling to himself.
***
In the evening, a press conference was held at Lupus' shop. Lupus and Lulu were having a hard time serving so many journalist guests. The thing is, every journalist wants a delicious drink. Meanwhile, Gusur, Fifi, and their mother, who had a dream, couldn't see the stem of their dreams.
"Eh, by the way, what time is the press conference?" asked an impatient journalist.
L upus was clearly confused about being asked such a question. "Wow, I don't know. "The committee is Gusur, my friend."
All the journalists complained. Lupus immediately told Lulu to call Fifi's house. Luckily, it wasn't long before Gusur appeared with Fifi and her mother. Gusur immediately distributed photocopies and photos of Fifi Alone in various poses. The journalists were surprised to see the photocopies and photos.
“Hey, what is this press release? They say someone is starting a new party! How is it? Why were you given photos of girls like this?" protested a journalist.
Other journalists also started to gossip.
“Eeh, eeh, that's Akika's photo! And now you can interview Akika as much as you like!" said Fifi calming the crowd. Instead of calming down, the journalists became even more excited. “Wow, what a mess, what a mess! This is miscommunication! Come on, take it out! Return to your respective posts!”
The reporters one by one stood up and wanted to leave. Fifi Alone was clearly confused, and frantically tried to hold back the press mosquito. "Hey, where are you going? Wait! What's messed up? "Akika has been groomed from the salon, but she's said to be a mess!"
The journalists didn't answer Fifi's objection, but they immediately walked away from there. So Gusur must be confused. Fifi and Fifi's mother too.
"Why, why are they coming home?" Fifi's mother asked Gusur.
"Yes, Sir. Haven't you interviewed Akika yet?" Fifi protested.
Gusur was just stunned, his mouth that couldn't keep quiet grew wider. "D-me, I don't know why they came home either..."
Seeing the panic, Lupus immediately came forward and explained the problem, "Sur, that's why if you want to invite journalists, you can't be careless. Your invitation isn't clear. Journalists have various jobs. There are those who are part of politics, culture or entertainment like me. Well, the ones you invited are political journalists. It's clear that they refuse to cover events like this. Where did you meet them?"
With a sad face, Gusur tried to explain, "This afternoon I passed by the DPR building, then I invited them here. But I'm not saying that anyone wants to start a party, I'm just saying that there are new artists who will be more excited than any party!" Lupus shook his head. "Yes, they think someone wants to start a party..."
"Ouch, then what about Akika? Akika's been dressing up all day and hasn't been interviewed?" Fifi said, still not willing.
"Calm down, Fi. We'll hold another press conference. But this time we invite teachers and children at school!!!" Gusur suggested again.
Fifi is happy. Immediately kissed Gusur's forehead. “Gusur, yes, you really have shrimp brains. Yes, very smart!!!"
Gusur was happy to get a warm kiss from FHi. It's rare. But before the excitement was over, suddenly Lulu came and handed me a bill for food and drinks. "Eh, by the way, who paid for the drinks and food that the journalists drank earlier?"
FHi Alone and her mother agreed to point to Gusur. So definitely Gusur
become confused.
“I-I did invite them, but right... Fifi...”
"Tomorrow's press conference at school, Fifi's mother is paying for it... But
Yes, this is an idea, Sur.... Yes, please pay!!!" Fifi broke up.
And Gusur immediately burst into tears. Because he doesn't have any money!